Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?

I know that you guys must think that I went off the deep end.  Looking at the title of this post, you probably wonder why the guy that keeps shouting, “Prepare for likelihood,” would do a series on the larger global disasters and then go as far as to talk about the absurd idea of zombies.  Well, I want to make you feel a little better about this post.  I am not talking about the “undead.”  So if you want to know what I REALLY mean continue to read.

A ton of people today are talking about zombies this, and zombies that, zombies are a real potential threat, zombies, Zombies, ZOMBIES.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?: REAL ZOMBIES

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist?: REAL ZOMBIES

Well, here is the thing… They really are a threat.  We are a nation full of zombies.  Let’s look at some reasons that we are zombies.

  1. Zombies are oblivious to the things going on around them.
  2. Zombies are stupid and single tracked.
  3. Zombies have had all senses numbed and even when they are losing important vital parts of their bodies, they don’t feel it.
  4. Zombies are DEAD.  They are just a drone, completely dead inside, walking around in a shell of a person.  They have no emotion.  This touches on them being numb.
  5. Another item that touches on the numbness of the people is how with drugs, the best electronics, and Jersey Shore or Dancing with the Stars, we completely close ourselves off to inflow of information.  Not to mention we are just wasting our lives and time away.
  6. Zombies are takers.  They have no objective but to take from others for their personal gain.
    1. Zombies steal the lives of others to satisfy their immediate urges.  Hmmm…
    2. Taxes (stolen or robin-hooded charity)
    3. Home Owner Associations (Just another way to tell everyone else what to do to make some sour rotten person happy)
    4. Calls to the local authorities because someone “bothers” you (same as above)
    5. Food stamps (exception: temporary use to get on your feet as quickly as possible… i.e. NOT LEACHES OF THE SYSTEM)
    6. Welfare (same as above)
    7. Zombies suck the life of others to provide for themselves
  7. Zombies create other zombies.  In the movies, it is through a bite, or an infection.  Ours is an infection of the mind, through media, peer pressure, normalcy bias, and government programs.
  8. Zombies are slow (in most movies, until recently)
  9. Look at all the movies and shows about zombies.  The areas are destroyed, and abandoned.  It is a post-apocalyptic state that everything ends up in.  This is what happens when a bunch of animals don’t care about others, or their environment.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist? NOPE... Black Friday

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist? NOPE… Black Friday

The difference between this nation and a zombie nation is that we are much more efficient at converting, because we essentially have someone in a lab producing and delivering a zombie-creating virus.

Another difference is that zombies are not lazy, they are too dumb to be lazy, but… America is a bunch of lazy slobs.

Now, not all of us are lazy, dumb, slow, dead shelled, leaches that bring others down.  There are a great number of people that are waking up from it.  Many of them read this blog and one of them writes this blog.  We still have hope because our country is waking up a little, but not fast enough.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist? YOU'RE A ZOMBIE?

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Do Real Life Zombies Exist? YOU’RE A ZOMBIE?

I have a feeling that something bad could happen in this country, and most people will have their heads in the sand or up their backside and will deny that it is even happening until it is too late to stop it.

Please don’t be one of these.  Live life with purpose and fulfillment, and while you are on the journey, store a few more beans, get out of debt, and reclaim your liberties.  Do a little extra each day, or lagniappe in Cajun-Country.  Do the things that make your life better, even when things are good.

I know that I talk a lot about philosophy on my post, but that is what survival is; it is a philosophy of life.  It is a philosophic belief that is enacted through a systematic and daily approach.

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